mom where do bands go when they break up
MY MOM SAID THE “BAND-AID” STORE.
if someone doesnt like being touched and you just go ahead and touch them anyways because you think its funny i sincerely hope you get punched in the god damn face
i-was-so-alone-and-i-lokid-you:
WAIT.
hold the fuck up
Spongebob?!
spongebob know the secrets of the universe man









